its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?
When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
most girls suck at video games either way sadly. just stop calling yourself a nerd for playing video games when your palette consists of the call of duty franchise.
I’m going to eat your firstborn child
Girls are just as good at video games as guys are. Take your high and mighty ass to my house and I’ll kick your ass so hard you won’t be able to sit for a week.
HE LOOKS SLEEZY ((i found this 80% done on my broken mac’s harddrive so i thought id quickly finish it)) Steve Buscemi has a beautiful singing voice please click here to listen sHIT
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
big booty bitches - a lost people
I FOUND IT
this is really important to me and i think of it often
This is still my favorite.
Just incase y’all forgot.
If I don’t love ‘em who will?
So on the note of Chase’s voice, I decided to google his actor’s other roles. Turns out he played SO MANY people I know. AND MAX GOOF. AND CHESTER. MR.I’M GONNA EAT GARBAGE AND LOVE IT IS CHASE YOUNG LIKE HOW DO YOU EVEN.
Jason Marsden voiced Schnookums? Good Lord, I didn’t know that the bad side of Disney infected both Chase Youngs.
My 12-year-old self is freaking out right now. This could quite possibly be the best throwback Thursday ever.
Find out the details on where to buy this genius device here.
Just press play and listen
god damn it it works.
it works, and that’s the greatest crime of all.