God's Lobotomy

"Eccentric" female art student from the UK who often looks like Esmeralda Frump at the end of a long day. My photo posts normally contain more than one picture, so be sure to maximise them to get the full experience.

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April 13, 2014

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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April 13, 2014

shadfan18:

the-pietriarchy:

horror-and-the-macabre:

most girls suck at video games either way sadly. just stop calling yourself a nerd for playing video games when your palette consists of the call of duty franchise.

I’m going to eat your firstborn child

Girls are just as good at video games as guys are. Take your high and mighty ass to my house and I’ll kick your ass so hard you won’t be able to sit for a week.

April 12, 2014
overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

April 11, 2014

sialise:

So on the note of Chase’s voice, I decided to google his actor’s other roles. Turns out he played SO MANY people I know. AND MAX GOOF. AND CHESTER. MR.I’M GONNA EAT GARBAGE AND LOVE IT IS CHASE YOUNG LIKE HOW DO YOU EVEN.

Jason Marsden voiced Schnookums? Good Lord, I didn’t know that the bad side of Disney infected both Chase Youngs.