jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Canadians are let loose and try to prank people
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
This is one of the few things of note my father taught me.
A+ for gif usage
A+ for best reason to press the button
(( REBLOGGING FOR EGGMAN))
THANK YOU EGGHEAD
So I noticed something before fighting GLaDOS. Something I haven’t seen anyone in the Portal fandom point out. Something very important.
Remember what the red phone does? It’s a shut-off mechanism for GLaDOS. You lift the phone off the base and GLaDOS powers down. It was how they shut her down so quickly everytime she tried to kill the scientists.
Take a close look at the important red phone in the picture.
The cable on it has been snapped.
Now look at this situation logically. I haven’t moved anything in the picture. It’s like this when you walk in. The phone is still on the base.
This means it wasn’t snapped by someone pulling too hard from panicking during the neurotoxin emissions.
It was snapped by someone on purpose and returned to its base.
Someone sabotaged the GLaDOS shut-off phone.
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R
Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.
All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag
almost time to make this my icon again
My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”
God I love my family.
Omi’s messed up idioms
Requested by: drunkensodaorange
This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry.
The way the lion tries to shut out the light…
:Why would you shoot it?
With all those buffalo, why WOULD you hunt a lion?
Sport hunting is shit.
Obviously, the only reason I’d ever kill a predatory animal is if it tried to attack me, but it really is rarer than people think.
Portal Room - FINISHED - Imgur
reddit yo, http://imgur.com/a/jIprI
(i would love this bedroom)
this needs more notes
I want this room sooooo bad!
totally my future room…
Holy crap. I thought these were teaser screenshots of Portal 3 before I saw the camera phone in the mirror o.o
Some ad experiments for my pathway stage project. We’ve each been given an idiom or proverb and we have to base an advertisement, infographics piece and an illustration on it. Then next year, we can develop any one of those further.
I just so happened to get “The devil has all the best tunes”, which is technically a quote from conflicting sources, but I’m not complaining. I thought I’d make up a fake radio station and base my work around that.